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Asked by his teacher to compare three presidents Johnny thought for a moment and said: "Well, George Washington couldn't tell a lie. Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth. And George W. Bush can't tell the difference."

The amaDeutsche-Deutsche Formula A1 flagThe German Formula A1 racing team recently fired their entire pit crew to employ a few young guys from Umlazi. This sudden reaction was due to a TV documentary showing how young Umlazi men could take a car's wheels off within 6 six seconds without using any fancy equipment.

A dangerous Virus is being passed electronically, orally and by hand

This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

You know you're proudly South African when ..
  • You produce a R100 note instead of your driver's license when stopped by a traffic officer.
  • You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement.
  • You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car.